Always Have The Upper Hand

Here, an experienced professional explains his innovative method for gaining the upper hand:



In essence, The Upper Hand via Lower G.I! Although since many of the upper echelon businessmen probably never even handle pennies in this day and age, I might suggest to continue this method using twenty- or fifty- dollar bills.

GET NOTICED!

Do whatever you can to be noticed! Grab their attention and don't let go! Make it impossible for them not to talk to others about you. Make yourself unforgettable. "Bad" publicity is STILL good publicity.

But don't make a fool of yourself - something *just short* of the picture above.


Even though it IS pretty cool.


(Insert PITY LAUGH here.)