Do NOT Be Fooled

Don't be a PATSY: don't believe it when you hear "everyone's a winner" - only the first guy over the finish line is the WINNER. Everyone else, no matter how hard they tried, or whatever their "tough circumstances", is a LOSER.

Power In The Palm Of Your Hand

It had been said in the past that the penis mightier than the sword...but today it is obvious that a cell phoneis even mightier than a penis.

...just sayin'.

Driving Your Point Home

Never get sidetracked while making a point - those who interrupt, or worse, ignore you should be considered your enemies. If your point is the least bit important (and since YOU are the one making the point, IT IS), you must take whatever steps are necessary to DRIVE YOUR POINT HOME.

Handshake Networking

Be sure to pass a business card ("networking card") with EVERY SINGLE HANDSHAKE. No matter who it is, or what the circumstances. Your future "handshake contacts" will thank you for your forthright confidence.

Your Importance

Remember that whatever you do is at least as important as what a surgeon does. Be sure to let others know it as often as possible.

Sign Up

Just remember to sign up for all of these social networking sites, then everyone can know what you are doing all of the time (important).