Do NOT Be Fooled

Don't be a PATSY: don't believe it when you hear "everyone's a winner" - only the first guy over the finish line is the WINNER. Everyone else, no matter how hard they tried, or whatever their "tough circumstances", is a LOSER.

Power In The Palm Of Your Hand

It had been said in the past that the penis mightier than the sword...but today it is obvious that a cell phoneis even mightier than a penis.

...just sayin'.

Driving Your Point Home

Never get sidetracked while making a point - those who interrupt, or worse, ignore you should be considered your enemies. If your point is the least bit important (and since YOU are the one making the point, IT IS), you must take whatever steps are necessary to DRIVE YOUR POINT HOME.